As a (for the most part) quiet drunk, there’s nothing more annoying than a loud obnoxious drunk on a train.
"Dude, shut the hell up! I want to stare out the window while listening to Bright Eyes and reflect on my life!"
My work friend keeps looking out the window to stare contemplatively at the snow and it’s weird.
Not him looking at the snow, that’s adorable.
But the fact that I’m usually the one easily distracted by outdoor precipitation. Is that what I look like when I see rainfall and get super quiet? Neat.
The best are afternoon thunderstorms. I start calculating how far away it is with the lightning and thunder strikes.
Man, I just want to relax/sleep, but I know should watch two sketch shows tonight and take notes and then actually write my own before tomorrow.
On the plus side, I’m writing a dating sketch, and I think one of the people on the date is going to be a robot.
And I’m going to awkwardly work in a 1 divided by 0 joke.
Yeah, I’m that guy in the group.