What an Amusing Caricature

John. NYC. 23. I've never been able to completely trust mirrors. It's logically valid to believe that one day your evil twin will take advantage of your trust in reality. As a precaution, I punch every mirror I see. For now, I am safe.

If you are now reading this, I sincerely commend you for getting through that paragraph of crazy. This blog is mainly comprised of things that peak my fancy: comics, lit, crafty things, news/societal commentary, future plans and using fancy in the manner I used 17 words ago (I counted).

I play America’s favorite breakfast game.

DODGE.THAT.BACON GREASE!

Damn that smarts.

abchelsfa replied to your post: A documentary on photographer Bill Cunningham has…

No snow. Summer. SUNLIGHT.

I’m sorry, I couldn’t read that.

I’m too busy building a snowman in my mind.

A documentary on photographer Bill Cunningham has made me reminiscent of nyc snow.

I’m know I’m being momentarily delusional, but just let me go with it.

But guys, remember snow? Remember how awesome it was?

neil-gaiman:

I was going to explain this photo, and then I decided that a caption competition would be more fun.

Photographer: www.markmanne.com

“Act now and you too can get your very own Amanda Palmer hologram!”

“Perfect for those last minute ukulele solos.”

thereallesmiscaptions:

The Real Les Mis Captions

If this was real I may have actually enjoyed the movie.

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scatters replied to your post: One day I’ll learn how to cook french fries…

this is incredibly noble

I’m no hero.

I’m just a man. In his kitchen.

Eating burnt fries.

zifranka:

What I would give to read them on your lips.

One day I’ll learn how to cook french fries correctly.

Until then, I eat the burnt ones.

This is my penance. 

  • Me: I just want the job so I can finally get my tattoo!
  • Friend: You have a poor concept of priorities. You know that, right?
  • Me: Shut up and help me enable my distractions.